I can't stand it when people ask me retarded questions. Granted, i do that to annoy people. But seriously, if you genuinely mean it... wtf?!
Instance:
Me: Mummy, where's the sleeping mask huh?
Mum: In my bathroom.
*proceeds to walk to her bathroom and was walking back to mine for application..*
Mum: Why? You want to use ah?
No, i want to place it on my shelf for display.
Like, duh?!?!?! SIGH....